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Date:    Aug  5 00:30
From:    vember
Subject: Vembers Really Bad Jokes  (hereby: VRBJ) #1
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Every day a small town's Doctor, affectionately nicknamed "Doc" left
his job and went to the small town's pub, where he always ordered an
almond daquiri.  The bartender got used to this regular patronage and
mixed up an almond daquiri every day at the same time and set it out
for the doctor, so that it was waiting when he came in.
One day the bartender was upset to find that he had no almonds... he
scrounged around in the bar, but all he could find was a hickory nut.
Rather than not have a drink for Doc, he whipped up the daquiri with 
the only nut he had handy and set it out just as the doctor walked in.
The doctor took one drink, made a funny face, and turned to the bartender.

Is this an almond daquiri? "No, that's a hickory daquiri, Doc."


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