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Date:    Dec  2 15:28
From:    maxx
Subject: Nurse Nancy
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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Blonde
Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does
everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a
patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10
milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told
her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him
24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"

Suddenly, they heard a bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
Omigod! said the first doctor, "I just realized i told Blonde Nurse
Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"




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