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Date:    Jun  1 09:34
To:      all
From:    spaz
Subject: 4 friends
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and
joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, he then went to flight school to become
a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new
jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his
own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just
as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the
congratulations for?"One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride
we feel for the success of our sons....What about your son?" The fourth man
replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and
I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day
he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends." show 


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