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Date:    Mar  7 15:45
From:    firebird
Subject: Why Beer is Better than Jesus
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10.  Beer doesn't tell you when to have sex.

9.   No major war has ever been started because of a beer.

8.   You wont be stabbed, shot, burned at the stake or crusified because 
     of what beer that you drink.

7.   No one goes door to door trying to make you drink a certain beer.

6.   You don't have to wait 200 years for another beer.

5.   Beer is acceptable at any holiday.

4.   Beer songs don't require you to sit, neel and stand constantly.

3.   Your beer is the one choice that few will question and you wont go 
     to hell for not drinking a specific one.

2.   Beer is better with a flaming stake.
 
1.   If you get addicted to beer there are organizations to make you 
     stop.


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