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NOTE:  No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given.
Alter Aeon is supplied as is, without guarantee.

The user assumes all responsibility for damages resulting from the use
of Alter Aeon, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust,
system abends, disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires,
shark attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes,
tsunamis, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system
failure, invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction
surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive
electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated
chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices,
premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant
uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,
and/or frogs falling from the sky.