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Name: groan
Proper name: Groan
Ground string: A soft Groan is heard from behind a closed door.
Title: (linkundead) Idle ALL the HAVOC!
Created: Fri Jan 25 23:13:24 2002
Description -----------------------------------------------------
Here stands a former boy. He was raised up in the ways of quick
experience and fast death. Once he felt of high enough confidence
and power, he set out on his own. He has never looked back. When
he thought the world was entierly to large for him to explore all
in one lifetime, he decided to follow the God of Rats Squeak. He
thought Squeak was a cute little rat. After a while, he
found that he could have all the blessings of Squeak, and have the
blessings of Tarrant, Squeaks Demigod follower.
Once a follower of Night, now an Undead worshipper of the Night.
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Personality -----------------------------------------------------
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 229394 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed a dirty old man for 1392 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of a dirty old man, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a dirty old man's death cry!
a dirty old man is DEAD!
You receive 29 experience
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 364538 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed The drunkard for 1280 damage, freak 8.
You place the Assegai of Chaka in the back of The drunkard, mortally wounding it.
Your blood freezes as you hear The drunkard's death cry!
The drunkard is DEAD!
You receive 8315 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 243024 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed A young laying hen for 960 damage, freak 8.
You place the Assegai of Chaka in the back of A young laying hen, mortally wounding her.
Your blood freezes as you hear A young laying hen's death cry!
A young laying hen is DEAD!
You receive 2 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 146674 experience
(notify) Groan backstabbed A spotted deer for 1024 damage, freak 8.
You place a menacing stiletto in the back of A spotted deer, mortally wounding her.
Your blood freezes as you hear A spotted deer's death cry!
A spotted deer is DEAD!
You receive 105 experience.
You yell, 'KAO-KEN TIMES TWO!' and spring onto your opponent!
You gain 765528 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed a traveling monk for 4032 damage, freak 16.
You place The Royal Gaff of the King in the back of a traveling monk, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a traveling monk's death cry!
a traveling monk is DEAD!
You receive 633 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 124044 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed a boy for 1568 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of a boy, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a boy's death cry!
a boy is DEAD!
You receive 6 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 392776 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed a Ransomite militiaman for 1848 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of a Ransomite militiaman, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear a Ransomite militiaman's death cry!
a Ransomite militiaman is DEAD!
You receive 1635 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 400232 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed An elder student for 4080 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of An elder student, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear An elder student's death cry!
An elder student is DEAD!
You receive 42338 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 117714 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed a barker for 1200 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of a barker, mortally wounding him.
A barker is mortally wounded, and will die soon if not aided.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 350164 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed Farmer Joe for 4368 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of Farmer Joe, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear Farmer Joe's death cry!
Farmer Joe is DEAD!
You receive 36 experience.
You think to yourself, 'KAO-KEN ATTACK!' and spring into action!
You gain 261020 experience!
(notify) Groan backstabbed the domestic advisor for 3256 damage, freak 8.
You place The Naginata of the Kuei Spirit in the back of the domestic advisor, mortally wounding him.
Your blood freezes as you hear the domestic advisor's death cry!
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History ---------------------------------------------------------
As you sit down in the quiet room you notice a banner that says:
LEVEL 30 WARRIORAT 3:40 on JULY 25, 2002
Below that is a list of Various quotes:
Phillydrifter gossips, 'hrm, can you cast harm on yourself?'
Phillydrifter gossips, 'cool!
[doom] Dentin: I wonder if I should be worried that people can reliably hit shit for over a hundred damage a pop now
[xp] Xp: xp
Dracula prays to the elder gods, and makes this place his new home.
Your kick to A needle could have been better, but you got the point across.
Thantos the Executioner shouts, 'raaa'
Rayna newbies, 'what is money called?'
Tim newbies, 'gold?'
[30 25 31 22] (pk)(victim)Jason <--- I never thought i would see that!
[doom] Dentin: for the record, jasons asshole factor is 34 times higher than yours doa
[samon] Myrna: omfg caliban is so cool, cal can I fucking rape you and have my way with you
Retloc auctions, 'any 1 have a razor cloak for sale?'
Kimochi auctions, 'what are the stats?'
Dentin auctions, '+1 to shaving'
[doom] Goldmoon: what is clevel
[doom] Prism: im between a goose and a naked bath maiden, help
A bath maiden auctions, 'Prism, where are you, my breasts are getting limpy!'
A bath maiden auctions, 'I need someone to have relations with because Dentin has refused my company'
[xp] Pryan: hmm... Groan: sigh.. wanda sucks for gold... thought she was a banker, not a prostitute
[doom] SqueaK: wow my dearest roommate accidentally got jalapenos instead of green chiles, and dumped the whole jar into the food
Fear awakens.
Kiarn tells the clan, 'Gaea tells you, 'you are sergeant of the staffs in iba?''
[barmy] Dunce: do for me for free
Meko whuts, 'what dose rofl mean'
Malcolm auctions, 'heheh, thinking cap to a prostitute, watch out'
Cahllaino says, 'It's http://www.cahllainoslaps.sadira/with/hispony.tail
[doom] Myst: mmm stem cells. tasty in soup
[doom] Fia: hehe yeah it's safe to sleep with the concubine
Lurch whuts, 'how do I copy info to tell or gt
Bbear tells you, 'u are so sexy'
[doom] Dentin: bah, screw doing bills. Im going to look up bdsm techniques on
the web
You tell Darkseid, 'whay are you wasting xp trying to kill Thantos?'
Darkseid replies to you, 'im dumb'
Darkseid replies to you, 'i have no aa life'
You reply to Darkseid, 'no question there..'
You reply to Darkseid, 'on both counts'
[xp] Cojan: Darkwood go find someone else to fondle groan isnt in the mood... *PUKE*
xvegietim : stop making me jealous!
xvegietim : Or else ill...ill...ill....go play SSBM!!!!!!!
xvegietim : heh
Groan : ssbm?
Groan : oh..
xvegietim : Nod nod
Groan : super smash brothers melee
xvegietim : no no no
xvegietim : super sex bondage masters!
[echo] Frak: You tell Dragknight, 'we're curious, are you a knight in drag as your name seems to indicate?'
[echo] Frak: Dragknight tells you, 'nah i just like the name'
[echo] Frak: i have messages to write in public channels so i can sound like i'm not addicted to the mud and have other cooler things to do
[smith] Groan: Smith utters the words, 'zen rip pig'
[smith] Smith: hm i could see how ripping pigs apart can be relaxing
[doom] Void: (admin backstab) a hostile Aztec backstabbed A shrew for 4472 damage, freak 8.
(notify) Kaoken backstabbed Zuik'fax'fax the Tolo'trid for 9776 damage, freak 8.
Dusty tells the clan, 'ur lucky im so easy lol'
[anti-ashor] Draak: I wonder how much exp you get from a successful drug deal...
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Level Mage: 25 Cler: 22 Thie: 31 Warr: 31 Necr: 9 Drui: 0
Microlevel Mage: 0 Cler: 14 Thie: 0 Warr: 0 Necr: 0 Drui: 0
Total levels in all classes: 118
Fame: 358
Clan: havoc Rank: first rank member
Level Feats Performed ---------------------------------
44 Eliminated the ancient assassin, Kr'Path Tal
43 started Deldrach's treasure quest.
44 Slew the icy krakken.
41 Correctly answered a gynosphinx's riddle.
42 Helped to destroy the Blade Of Death and Disease.
36 Resurrected the ancient blade of the god of mischief, Coolbeans.
42 Survived and won a battle with Atlantian Elite Royal Guards
45 Victorious over the hungry fangs of the giant water spider.
45 Defeated Triste's Suffering.
13 Destroyed the spirit curse stone in the haunted hills
13 Destroyed the bloody curse stone in the haunted hills
29 Exterminated the queen spider ensuring that their species will surely die.
42 Slew the brown krakken.
45 Eliminated the dread construct, D'mamati Tal.
45 Found the strange talisman
42 Rescued Prince Fiernid and Princess Angelina from the Skavens.
42 Rescued Prince Fiernid
41 Rescued Princess Angelina
40 Provided a poor man of Koralia's Heart with much needed money.
40 Brought a small boy back to his father, saving him from certain death.
37 Saved the city of Koralia's Heart from certain doom.
41 Brought a wanted man to justice and retrieved Koralia's Heart's most prized weapon.
44 Slew the under krakken.
45 Eliminated the gnawing hunger, Muug'Vl Tal.
40 Destroyed the Gorgon, Dionese the Disgraced.
42 Freed the souls of the hungry dead from the curse of the Ryuu Graveyard.
37 Defeated the Master of the North Wind in mortal combat!
37 Defeated the Master of the West Wind in mortal combat!
37 Defeated the Master of the South Wind in mortal combat!
43 'Freed' the lost paladin
43 'Freed' the lost rogue
44 'Freed' the lost wizard
33 Slew the monsters Scylla and Charybdis.
37 Defeated the Master of the East Wind in mortal combat!
26 Found and retrieved the Staff of Understanding.
26 Found and retrieved the Mace of Knowledge.
42 Took the Malitad club away from the King
43 Murdered a kidnapped elf princess, because she deserved it.
45 Slaughtered the barracuda saving the draconian food supply!
44 Banished the Arch-Fiend, Asranth.
8 Defeated the ferocious mugwump on behalf of a retired hunter.
4 Returned the sacred chalice to the Shrine of the Vemarken Faithful.
45 Defeated Triste's Betrayal.
44 Murdered an innocent, defenseless, and lost faerie infant. You evil bastard.
6 Found the needle in the haystack!
6 Put down the deadly white wolf.
31 Captured the escaped faerie and sent her back to her cell.
26 Found and retrieved the Dagger of Stealth.
40 Saved the cows of Cornia from being abducted by 'them'
24 Defeated Mostyn, the strong man, in an unarmed fight to the death.
42 Found a hand-held shield generator in the wreckage of an ancient starship
44 Destroyed the supposedly indestructible Battle Machine.
44 Survived an encounter with the Unnamed Ones.
42 Found and defeated The last of the fallen magi
10 Became a hero by making a child smile!
42 Rescued a soldier of the Naginag Combine from imprisonment.
44 Overthrew the tyrannical reign of the CyberWarrior and liberated the Dargonesti.
43 Defeated the Mist Dragon of Avalon.
37 Passed the test of the Shadows.
39 Victorious over the bloodied champion of the Jo'Kerin arena
26 Found and retrieved the Sword of Strength.
18 Exterminated the master tonberry saving the moogle village.
38 Passed the test of the Soul.
8 Did not eat the kitten.
44 Defeated the elemental lord, the Water Baron.
9 Stole the church's meager donations.
41 Penetrated the Heart of Tirgoth, and devastated the Ent society
41 Defeated the dreaded Ice Worm of the Ash Mountains
11 Obtained the title: Mouseslayer, mmk
38 Passed the test of the Mind.
38 Passed the test of the Body.
35 Slew the fearsome Dragon of the Ice Realm
37 Sabotaged the great siege engine.
36 Retrieved Jesric's spellbook from the outer planar ice world
39 Is the reigning chess grandmaster by defeating Viktor
39 Assaulted the elderly.
14 Obtained the silver ring of the Gatekeeper
26 Purged the world of Nafien's taint.
39 Slew the sickly kobold prince in cold blood
26 Slew Locos, the terror under the well
Level Deeds Accomplished ---------------------------------
29 Bested Thor and took his prize possession.
27 Defeated the guardian serpent to gain access to Asgaard.
34 Cleaned up the North Ralnoth Slums, at least for a while.
32 Is the new hobgoblin champion.
8 "Took care" of Ol' Blue.
3 Freed the graveyard from the Vampiress
2 Brought the sunlight staff back to the encampment.
0 Defeated the Carver Shaman in mortal combat!
6 Helped the local merchants of Sloe deliver crucial shipments.
6 Chatted up the Mayor of Vemarken on behalf of the general storekeeper.
40 Rid the were-panther's enclave of the spirits that haunted them.
28 Has proven to be worthy of being called a rogue.
40 Avenged the villagers murdered by their own.
18 Put a stop to the abuse of a child.
15 Slew Roch'tar, master of the catacombs
15 Freed the spirit of King Rathborne
36 Defeated the bear marauding through the forest southwest of Ralnoth
Level Legacy Quests ---------------------------------
34 Defeated the ancient warrior in mortal combat.
38 Dismembered frankenstein into pieces on halloween 2013!
21 Helped to turn the haunters into the haunted on Halloween 2013!
24 Egged a pal on halloween, leaving them with egg on their face!
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