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Name: locane
Proper name: Locane
Ground string: Locane is here, rummaging around in his pants.
Title:
Created: Sun Mar 18 19:36:33 2007
Description -----------------------------------------------------
Locane is tall and muscular, and has a jaw to match. His dark hair is
common among mortals, and when he walks he strides with the confidence
of someone who's seen a lot. An intelligence burns behind his
green-eyed gaze that seems out of place for someone his size, yet
somehow appropriate when taking him in as a whole.
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Personality -----------------------------------------------------
Active Size Lvl PK Trophy Name
1337 24 30 198 havoc
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History ---------------------------------------------------------
ZagDahl, High Priest of Dentin utters the words, 'foolepornium xahun
borg tepbarirk lysripuglysodius'
Would you like to be contacted if AT&T Yahoo! High Speed Internet
becomes available?
Draak has restored you to full health!
You tell Draak, 'no I wouldn't, comcast pwnz them ALL!!!'
Draak replies to you, 'Comcast *** OBLITERATES *** Draak's budget!'
Super tells the group, 'i just need to hook up a hose from my ass
to the toilet...'
You say, 'how do you know that' <496hp 369ma 335mv>
Dentin says, 'because im dentin'
Dentin tells you, 'either set them before you run the program,
or hit control c while its running to get a prompt. From the prompt,
do something like "break fire.c:666" to set a breakpoint at line 666
in fire.c'
You reply to Dentin, 'why 666'
You reply to Dentin, 'are you a devil worshipper'
Dentin tells you, 'yes'
You reply to Dentin, 'you're sick'
You reply to Dentin, 'rofl'
Dentin grows some horns and writes code at line 666 in file hell.c
You roll about the floor laughing.
(darkwind) Void: well I can kinda type one handed
(darkwind) Cagalli: i-did-not-need-to-know-that
(darkwind) Void: well you brought it up
(darkwind) Locane: and by that he means his penis
(darkwind) Void: ...
(darkwind) Locane: rofl
You become better at harm!
You gain 83000 experience.
You turn your healing powers inside out in an attempt to harm a baby seal.
A baby seal gives a short, sharp cry, then floats to the surface in a
cloud of its own blood.
(friend) Void has left the game.
You use the corpse of Al Gore as fuel to start a fire.
--= 580/580hp 463/465ma -1561/376mv (6083595xp)
Mutt says, 'just wanted to pop in and flex my world destroying e-peen'
Mutt says, 'Breeding the algae balls in right condition, one can hand
over a couple of generations from grandparents to a grandson, working
as a medium of family love.'
[samon] Dentin: WAHHHH WHO AM I TRYING TO KID IM 48 YEARS OLD,
WEIGH 306 POUNDS AND IM A VIRGIN EXCEPT FOR CHASEY ON CREAMPIES.COM
SHES ALWAYS THERE FOR ME YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU BITCH
[samon] Dentin: I need to go plastic the bed so samon and I can get
some serious buttpluggin' action on tonight. I got a new number 40
black Kong he's been itching to try out for weeks
[samon] Samon: THAT IS GAY!
[samon] Dentin: and you love every minute of it, little pervert
of mine. Now back in your fucking box
[samon] Samon: i only said thoses things about you because you hurt
my feelings cagallia
[samon] Cagalli: you have feelings?
[samon] Dentin: real men feed hardons with menstrual blood
Dentin replies to you, 'getting people to spread it in person seems
to be way more effecitve than ads are.'
Dentin gossips, 'im sorry axl, I couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome I am'
Axl gossips, 'did you guys hear about the job john wayne bobbit got
after they re-attached his junk? yeah it was at Snap-On'
A cricket gossips, '*chirp*'
Dentin replies to you, 'hell, screw that. I could go out and walk to
the supermarket or something and buy food for dinner, then cook you an
awesome spicy spaghetti or something in order to seduce you later'
Draak replies to you, 'ok, I justed changed your exp running pleasure
land to a backstab dodging hellscape. Enjoy'
Axl musics, 'give me your email address i'll send you pics of all the
hoes i've nailed.'
Locane musics, 'all 2 of them/'
Locane musics, '?'
Locane musics, ':)'
Axl musics, 'willingly, i might add.'
[gate] Laud: you can lead a noob to water, but sometimes you have to
hold their head under to get the point across
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Level Mage: 23 Cler: 32 Thie: 18 Warr: 31 Necr: 4 Drui: 0
Total levels in all classes: 108
Fame: 142
Clan: havoc Rank: first rank member
Level Feats Performed ---------------------------------
33 Restored the legendary dwarven bracelet.
40 Broke into and looted the Shrine of the Ethereal king.
43 Eliminated Rub'Al-Kali, evil servant of the Amir
39 Slew the sickly kobold prince in cold blood
41 Rescued a kidnapped child from the clutches of an insidious oni-baba.
40 Saved the cows of Cornia from being abducted by 'them'
44 Defeated Triste's Solitude.
45 Defeated Triste's Confusion.
45 Defeated Triste's Despair.
45 Defeated Triste's Suffering.
45 Defeated Triste's Betrayal.
42 Found and defeated The last of the fallen magi
26 Purged the world of Nafien's taint.
38 Passed the test of the Mind.
45 Exorcised the demon of gluttony from the world!
39 Defied the gods and forged the Blade of Death and Disease.
44 Slew the deep krakken.
43 Translated Dante's journal, and uncovered his horrific plot
38 Passed the test of the Body.
44 Earned the rank of 'Fire Wizard' in the Fire Towers' guild
39 Victorious over the bloodied champion of the Jo'Kerin arena
44 Earned the rank of 'Fire Caller' in the Fire Towers' guild
43 Earned the rank of 'Flame Adept' in the Fire Towers' guild
44 Assembled the forever burning ring and slew the jeweler who tried to keep it
42 Marked with ill-favor by sea for slaying an albatross.
45 Slew the Fire Tower's guild leader, Tir'Roscha
44 Penetrated the Demon Realm and destroyed the Demon King, Magmos
45 Saved the mortal realm from the apocalyptic demon Kultan, and thwarted Magmos' plans
43 Slew Magmos' guard familiar, the beholder Ralkaross
43 Put down the ghost of the dreaded ice drake, T'yarnefess na-Draj
42 Earned the rank of 'Flame Apprentice' in the Fire Towers' guild
43 Earned the rank of 'Burning Hand' in the Fire Towers' guild
42 Earned the rank of 'Candle' in the Fire Towers' guild
44 Defeated the elemental lord, the Water Baron.
39 Assaulted the elderly.
37 Sabotaged the great siege engine.
40 Retrieved the Lost Spear of the Ancients
43 Defeated the Mist Dragon of Avalon.
44 Cleansed the defiled temple of Q'thelas.
43 Defeated the worm horde and slew Spelldrinker, Mana Worm.
42 Rescued a soldier of the Naginag Combine from imprisonment.
41 Penetrated the Heart of Tirgoth, and devastated the Ent society
26 Slew Locos, the terror under the well
10 Became a hero by making a child smile!
18 Exterminated the master tonberry saving the moogle village.
Level Deeds Accomplished ---------------------------------
40 Rid the were-panther's enclave of the spirits that haunted them.
45 Helped Triste face down her demons.
46 Grounded the electrifying Dragon known as Zal'Shira.
41 Escorted a merchant through the Shady Vale.
43 Discovered and toppled a dark conspiracy in the town of Marikest...
45 Found a lost faerie infant and returned her safely to her parents.
43 Gave Drache the brilliant sand dragon his antidote
15 Slew Roch'tar, master of the catacombs
14 Freed the spirit of King Rathborne
36 Defeated the bear marauding through the forest southwest of Ralnoth
Level Legacy Quests ---------------------------------
27 [16th anniversary event] Participated in the Anniversary party!
23 Helped spread some holiday cheer!
31 Helped save the world from an overabundance of holiday cheer!
31 [15th anniversary event] Scout for the group that freed Dentin
34 [15th anniversary event] Freed Dentin from his prison in the Realm of Kenai
35 [15th anniversary event] Retreived a blue crystal from the Ice Plane to help defeat Kenai
35 Heroically defended the Monastary of Dreams from Kenai's dragon, Darkfire!
31 Smashed and pulverized some pumpkins on Halloween!
33 Created havoc on Halloween!
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