Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You rub some bacon on it!
    Others:  Conan rubs some bacon on it!

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You rub some bacon on yourself!
    Others:  Conan rubs some bacon all over his body!

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You tell her to rub some bacon on it!
    Others:  Conan tells Sonja, 'Rub some bacon on it!'
    Target:  Conan tells you, 'Rub some bacon on it!'

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    Looks like they have gone to find some bacon.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You rub some bacon into a mud school diploma.
    Others:  Conan rubs some bacon into a mud school diploma.

Creator/Author:  In memory of Colonel