Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You barf at the thought.
    Others:  Conan barfs just thinking about it.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You feel two-dimensional and bark for some odd reason.
    Others:  Conan does an impression of the dog from Family Circus.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    Oops, you just lost your lunch on Sonja's shirt.
    Others:  Conan tosses his cookies on Sonja's shirt.
    Target:  Conan totally barfs on your shirt.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You dry heave, but no barf comes out.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You try to gag yourself with a mud school diploma.
    Others:  Conan gags himself with a mud school diploma.

Creator/Author:  cygnus

Social is flagged as:   INSULT  GROSS