Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    Yes, yes.
    Others:  Conan is   mmmo oo ovvi nnng   veeer rrr  r rrr  y y  sll   oo  wy lll y.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You fall behind the rest of the group.
    Others:  Conan struggles to catch up with everyone.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You utter the words, 'dial up'
Sonja is caught in a sphere of slow time!
    Others:  A dial-up signal surrounds Sonja for a moment, then disappears.
Sonja slows down.
    Target:  Conan utters the words, 'dial up'
You are caught in a sphere of slow time!

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You were too slow.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    a mud school diploma isn't responding nearly fast enough.
    Others:  Conan whacks a mud school diploma in frustration at its slowness.

Social is flagged as:   META