Alter Aeon Socials
When done with no target specified:
Self: You curse the day you were born, and the suffering and misery He gave you.
Others: Conan spits on the ground and curses the evil Diety that brought him here.
When targeting yourself:
Self: You think of that miserable donkey-punching cocksucker and scowl.
Others: Conan hurls some very nasty words at the sky.
When targeting someone else:
Self: You unleash your fury on Sonja and her blissfuly ignorant world view.
Others: Conan screams at Sonja, 'Careful?!?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me through the heart with a coat hanger, while I was still in the womb??'
Target: Conan screams at you with the pent up suffering of an awakened heart.
When targeting someone else who isn't there:
Self: He can't even get that right!
Creator/Author: squeak
Social is flagged as: SPOKEN INSULT
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