Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You bite the head off a live pigeon and throw its body to the crowd!
    Others:  Conan bites the head off a live pigeon and throws its body to the crowd!

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You remember the fate of the scarecrow and look fearfully to the sky.
    Others:  Conan points at the sky and screams, 'little hats and wings!!'

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You attempt to bite Sonja's head off.
    Others:  Conan attempts to open his mouth wide enough to fit Sonja's head in it.
    Target:  Conan attempts to bite your head off!

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    They're not here.  Looks like you'll have to settle for pigeon heads.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    It's a mud school diploma.  It's not exactly ruby slippers.
    Others:  Conan waves a mud school diploma in the air proclaiming, 'There's no place like home.'

Creator/Author:  vember

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