Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You vow to protect all the innocent creatures of the forest.
    Others:  Conan vows to protect all the innocent creatures of the forest.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You pull out a condom and ponder its uses.
    Others:  Conan says, "Hey dudes, I'm going to FLEE at any moment.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You gallantly go to Sonja's rescue, vowing to protect her from all harm.
    Others:  Conan appears to be suffocating Sonja.
    Target:  Conan gallantly comes to your rescue, vowing to protect you from all harm.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You try, but they already left, perhaps you should recall.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You swear an oath to protect a mud school diploma.
    Others:  Conan looks confused, then turns to a mud school diploma and swears an oath to protect it.

Creator/Author:  wyvren