Alter Aeon Socials
When done with no target specified:
Self: You kick back and drink a little backwoods varnish.
Others: Conan drinks moonshine from a mason jar.
When targeting yourself:
Self: Yer, darn tootin'!
Others: Sorry everyone, Conan's family tree is a more of a low, creeping vine.
When targeting someone else:
Self: You ask Sonja if you'll be gettin' lucky tonight.
Others: Conan asks Sonja if she's seen any lonely livestock nearby.
Target: Conan asks if you've seen any lonely livestock nearby.
When targeting someone else who isn't there:
Self: They dun ain't be here.
When targeting an object:
Self: You eyeball a mud school diploma and wonder if it would make a nice lawn ornament.
Others: Conan wonders if a mud school diploma would make a nice lawn ornament.
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