Alter Aeon Socials
When done with no target specified:
Self: You spit on the ground.
Others: Conan spits on the ground.
When targeting yourself:
Self: You spit on yourself, how gross.
Others: Conan spits into the wind, and hence hits himself, how gross.
When targeting someone else:
Self: You spit on Sonja, hope you have a good excuse.
Others: Conan spits on Sonja.
Target: Conan spits on you, better have a tissue.
When targeting someone else who isn't there:
Self: You try, but they went to go get their big brother.
When targeting an object:
Self: You spit on a mud school diploma, and stupidly try to shine it.
Others: Conan spits on a mud school diploma, and stupidly attempts to shine it.
Creator/Author: wyvren
Social is flagged as: INSULT GROSS
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