Happy Cliff Sanitarium

Recommended Area Level:  31
Creator(s):               locane ralithune


Happy Cliff Sanitarium is YOUR destination for helping your loved ones
recover from serious mental illness!

We here at HCS have a proven track record of treating patients!  We
have no issues at all with accidental death* and dismemberment, we're
not hostile to outsiders, and our secretary would be happy to check the
date book to see if you have an appointment!

The recent rumors of noises in the basement and earthquakes in our
classic cliffside home are completely unfounded.  Happy Cliff
Sanitarium is a place to live and be happy for patients, without fear
of any kind of abuse or malpractice!

So, come to Happy Cliff Sanitarium today.  We promise, you will be
'taken care of'.

*statistics for dates between Neven 1st and Neven 2nd in year 535