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Date:    2010 Aug  7 14:13
From:    locane
Subject: More Chuck Norris facts
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Chuck Norris once fought the Cube of Annihilation, and beat it so badly
that it forever changed to the shape of a sphere.

Chuck Norris killed the underwater fiery krakken by holding his breath
and strangling it with his beard hair.

Despite popular belief, Dentin doesn't actually perform reboots.  He
calls Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris round house kicks the world so
hard that he destroys it so that it may be reborn.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a level cap.  He is actually quad 240,485,491
but only because he recently wrapped his levels for the 8th time.

Chuck Norris doesn't have saving throws, he has saving fists. Whenever
something needs to roll against him, he punches it in the face and it
automatically loses.

Chuck Norris never fails sanctuary, but then he doesn't really need to
cast it either.  All damage to Chuck Norris is negative.


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