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 Msg  Date              (from) Subject
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 227: 2008 Aug  4 22:16 (charr) Void still has a sense of humor
 226: 2008 Feb 12 13:55 (cagalli) Kiarn is In denial
 225: 2008 Feb  9 07:51 (lexie) A.A. Gamer Ezine
 224: 2007 Oct 12 17:59 (cagalli) ?
 223: 2007 Sep 27 19:16 (cagalli) Freaky Naruto
 222: 2007 May 18 01:54 (skystorm) gossip dentin had enough
 221: 2007 Mar 18 17:17 (cagalli) worlds clumsiest player
 220: 2006 Dec 23 18:20 (anya) up ur arse
 219: 2006 Aug  4 01:16 (maul) The Evil Contractor Part 1
 218: 2006 Jul 21 14:00 (tschapajew) god dam!!! who let this damn message?
 217: 2006 Jul 19 07:00 (corax) The badly punctuated panda.
 216: 2006 Jul  4 03:47 (dragnok) hmm just something
 215: Nov 12 14:16 (jayren) dead baby joke
 214: Sep  2 17:33 (feenux) BLAH!
 213: Aug 14 14:22 (hellfire) Nothing in particular
 212: Jun  1 09:34 (spaz) 4 friends
 211: May 14 16:54 (spark) dead babies
 210: Nov 16 18:20 (feoric) rape
 208: Aug 29 10:54 (kal) *mumble*
 207: May  7 04:11 (axl) bid show
 206: Apr 18 17:07 (blacksmear) dead baby jokes
 205: Apr  3 02:11 (jackson)  dead  babey  jokes
 204: Dec 30 20:49 (axl) MORE DEAD BABY JOKES
 203: Dec 30 20:48 (axl) HI
 202: Aug 11 02:03 (bluedragon) Nothing in particular
 201: Aug 25 18:56 (wyvren) that damn finger command and all those deeds
 200: Aug 20 23:27 (wyvren) Mrodd says it best.
 199: Feb 26 02:57 (ruin) The great joke ever.
 198: Dec  6 21:10 (mortanus) baby jokes
 197: Jul  9 20:22 (darklord) personal ad
 196: Jun  5 22:10 (zombie undead corpse) bad humor
 195: Aug 25 22:26 (vember) VRBJ -- just a quick installment
 194: Apr  2 06:51 (cygnii) Chicken and horse
 193: Jun  8 16:25 (yoda) Another penis joke
 192: Mar  6 13:38 (kralen) Genie in a lamp
 191: Feb 17 13:51 (kralen) Tips for evil cult members
 190: Dec  2 15:28 (maxx) Nurse Nancy
 189: Sep 27 08:20 (firebird) Oh to be a gorilla...
 188: Sep 27 08:15 (firebird) Hehehe
 187: Aug 22 15:03 (firebird) Abbot and Costello w/ Win 95
 186: Aug 22 14:44 (firebird) Microsoft God
 185: Aug 21 15:03 (firebird) Explanation inside, NOT HUMOR
 184: Aug 21 14:59 (firebird) One of the few that got me out loud
 183: Aug 21 14:59 (firebird) Nuthin like a good blonde joke to anger the femmies!
 182: Aug 21 14:56 (firebird) don't know wtf to call it
 181: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) VRBD, okay they're NOT Vembers, but they could be
 180: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) Jesus is Watching
 179: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) You know you live in ... when...
 178: Aug 11 16:15 (vember) VRBJ #2
 177: Aug  5 00:30 (vember) Vembers Really Bad Jokes  (hereby: VRBJ) #1
 176: Aug  1 01:15 (firebird) 21 things that should tell you you're lagged.
 175: Jul 17 23:09 (firebird) !!!This is why I'm PROUD to be an American!!!
 174: Jul 17 23:00 (firebird) Things that make ya go "hrm"
 173: Jun 19 23:16 (frostbeast) YBlonds...Ack!!
 172: Jun 15 13:12 (firebird) WARNING TO CAMPERS
 171: Jun 15 13:10 (firebird) Kids are so cute these days...
 170: Jun 15 13:00 (firebird) If Men could Menstruate....
 169: Apr 30 19:49 (firebird) Funniest damn joke I've heard yet...
 168: Apr 24 20:57 (flint) baby joke
 167: Apr 13 22:48 (firebird) I live in the South, and if you do you'll see the h...
 166: Apr 13 22:43 (firebird) A Rabbi and a Priest
 165: Apr 11 20:10 (kralen) another bad day for the gene pool..
 164: Apr  7 22:08 (zeus) baby joke
 163: Apr  7 22:07 (zeus) baby joke
 162: Apr  7 22:05 (zeus) bad baby joke
 161: Apr  5 23:26 (firebird) Quotes on Recent Events
 160: Apr  4 16:01 (firebird) Party in Vermont...Damn Canadians
 159: Apr  4 15:58 (firebird) OJ Simpson, a little old but still good.
 158: Apr  4 15:52 (firebird) We've heard Clinton/Sex/Affair shit, but this is di...
 157: Apr  4 15:47 (firebird) Cultural Differences
 156: Apr  4 15:44 (firebird) Asians have big dicks?!?!?!
 155: Apr  1 19:14 (slayer) walnut
 154: Apr  1 15:58 (blizzak) walnut
 153: Apr  1 14:17 (darklord)  Walnut, Iowa
 152: Mar 29 06:38 (slayer) dead baby jokes
 151: Mar 20 12:50 (druid) Family Fortunes Answers
 150: Mar 18 04:44 (druid) YWords that dont exist but should
 149: Mar 13 18:09 (ursha) Van Gogh Family Tree
 148: Mar  9 22:40 (firebird) Plaque of Humor
 147: Mar  8 15:55 (firebird) Houses to avoid when Trick or Treating
 146: Mar  8 15:53 (firebird) Sexual Star Wars Quotes
 145: Mar  7 15:49 (firebird) Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop
 144: Mar  7 15:45 (firebird) Why Beer is Better than Jesus
 143: Mar  7 15:19 (firebird) Proof that Kenai is Santa Claus!
 142: Mar  7 15:12 (firebird) How To Survive in a Horor Movie
 141: Mar  7 15:06 (firebird) Best Sellers...
 140: Mar  7 15:00 (firebird) Unhappy?
 139: Mar  7 14:49 (firebird) You know you've been playing Doom too much when...
 138: Mar  7 14:44 (firebird) Is Your Family Dysfuncional?
 137: Mar  7 14:38 (firebird) Confucious say...
 136: Mar  7 14:31 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part V (finally)
 135: Mar  7 14:31 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part IV
 134: Mar  7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part III
 133: Mar  7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part II
 132: Mar  7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part I
 131: Mar  6 19:51 (firebird) Sick and Twisted
 130: Mar  6 19:42 (firebird) Short Bar Jokes
 129: Mar  6 19:16 (firebird) Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men...
 128: Mar  6 19:09 (firebird) I Am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk
 127: Mar  6 19:09 (firebird) Tech Support for Taking a Leak
 126: Mar  6 19:09 (firebird) A Glass of Milk
 125: Mar  5 16:54 (firebird) Just Piss On It (true story)
 124: Mar  5 16:52 (firebird) Very Short Books
 123: Mar  5 16:37 (firebird) The Four Levels of a Successful Party.
 122: Mar  5 00:00 (firebird) A Classic
 121: Mar  4 23:57 (firebird) The Horse and the Chicken
 120: Mar  4 23:51 (firebird) Superman Gets Some
 119: Mar  4 23:50 (firebird) 10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College
 118: Mar  4 23:50 (firebird) The Ten Most Important People in a Woman's Life
 117: Mar  4 23:50 (firebird) Drinking "Problems"
 116: Mar  4 23:07 (firebird) How Much Do You Weigh?
 115: Mar  4 23:06 (firebird) Lepracauns
 114: Mar  4 22:27 (firebird) Slayer sent this to me...     
 113: Mar  3 22:34 (firebird) Naive Little Scottish Girls
 112: Mar  3 22:23 (firebird) Zachary Disease 
 111: Mar  3 22:19 (firebird) Philosophies
 110: Mar  3 22:11 (firebird) Experienced Only May Apply
 109: Mar  3 22:04 (firebird) Tiger Woods
 108: Mar  1 14:53 (firebird) Oakland
 107: Mar  1 14:51 (firebird) Sex, is that all the world cares about?
 106: Mar  1 14:42 (firebird) 25 Interesting Quirks About Computers in Movies
 105: Mar  1 14:36 (firebird) Ears
 104: Mar  1 14:21 (firebird) You know how I feel about these purple jokes...
 103: Mar  1 14:17 (firebird) You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...
 102: Mar  1 14:14 (firebird) Exotic Pets
 101: Mar  1 14:05 (firebird) Females...don't hate me!
 100: Mar  1 14:02 (firebird) Executives
  99: Mar  1 13:59 (firebird) The World's Most Bizarre Suicide!  (True Story)
  98: Mar  1 13:52 (firebird) Sex Sex Sex, that's all we ever hear about...
  97: Mar  1 13:47 (firebird) Scientific Theory Contest Results
  96: Mar  1 13:41 (firebird) Bumper Stickers
  95: Mar  1 11:57 (firebird) You shouldn't have lit the match...
  94: Mar  1 11:50 (firebird) FUNNY AS SHIT!!!
  93: Mar  1 11:46 (firebird) A Foot in the Mouth
  92: Mar  1 11:29 (firebird) The Red Shirt
  91: Mar  1 11:21 (firebird) If Chickens Were -- Well, a lot of things...
  90: Mar  1 11:17 (firebird) Bill Gates Goes to Hell!  The World Rejoices!
  89: Mar  1 11:13 (firebird) Revenge is a Motherfucker...
  88: Mar  1 11:12 (firebird) Political Joke...well sorta.
  87: Mar  1 11:09 (firebird) A GREAT Excuse!
  86: Mar  1 11:07 (firebird) Some People are Born Doomed...
  85: Mar  1 10:59 (firebird) Proof that Dentin is God
  84: Mar  1 10:56 (firebird) And you said church was no fun!
  83: Mar  1 10:51 (firebird) Not even gonna try to subject this one...
  82: Mar  1 10:46 (firebird) A very special bar...
  81: Mar  1 10:46 (firebird) Again with the sex jokes...
  80: Mar  1 10:43 (megadeth) Bein' an Ass (the real master replies)
  79: Feb 28 00:33 (firebird) Alter Aeon's Biology
  78: Feb 27 23:38 (firebird) Firebird's guide on how to be an Ass...
  77: Feb 27 14:20 (gumby) happiness in slavery
  76: Feb 27 00:40 (firebird) I don't write em...I just tell em...
  75: Feb 27 00:30 (firebird) Dealing Drugs vs. Software Development
  74: Feb 27 00:27 (firebird) Hey Look it's Caliban!!!
  73: Feb 27 00:11 (firebird) Gay Chickens (intriguing ain't it?)
  72: Feb 27 00:08 (firebird) Hillary Clinton, Hospitals and Blowjobs (don't you ...
  71: Feb 27 00:06 (firebird) Are you this man?
  70: Feb 26 23:55 (firebird) Aliens demand respect!
  69: Feb 26 23:54 (firebird) A couple's 30th Anniversery
  68: Feb 26 23:46 (firebird) Sigh...Again with the Penis?
  67: Feb 26 23:01 (firebird) Continued...
  66: Feb 26 22:57 (firebird) 100 Reasons It's Great to be a Guy
  65: Feb 25 23:16 (firebird) Can't think of a Subject for it...
  64: Feb 25 23:12 (firebird) The Humor Board Banner!!!
  63: Feb 25 23:02 (firebird) Country Music
  62: Feb 25 22:59 (firebird) The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Isle
  61: Feb 25 22:55 (firebird) I don't like the penis jokes...really I don't...
  60: Feb 25 22:49 (firebird) A well placed bet...
  59: Feb 25 22:43 (firebird) Hippies, Nuns and Anal Sex...
  58: Feb 25 22:18 (firebird) Life in Prison vs. Life in Corporate America
  57: Feb 25 22:06 (firebird) Seinfeldisms...
  56: Feb 25 22:00 (firebird) More One Liners...
  55: Feb 25 21:54 (firebird) 15 Things Most Commonly Overheard at Comdex
  54: Feb 25 21:48 (firebird) Geeks, geeks and more geeks...
  53: Feb 25 21:37 (firebird) Ebonics
  52: Feb 25 20:07 (firebird) A Drunk Irishman (are there any other kinds?)
  51: Feb 25 08:00 (megadeth) software conflicts resolved!
  50: Feb 24 18:47 (firebird) Life of a System Administrator: Canto II
  49: Feb 24 18:46 (firebird) Life of a Systems Administrator: Canto I
  48: Feb 24 18:43 (firebird) The X(mas) Files
  47: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Why The Internet Is Like A Penis
  46: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Real Life Cybersex Part II
  45: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Real Life Cybersex Part I
  44: Feb 24 18:37 (firebird) Peripherals *snicker* *cough*
  43: Feb 24 16:56 (zeus) Badass Johnny learns the alphabet
  42: Feb 24 16:48 (firebird) Which Sex is Smarter?
  41: Feb 24 16:46 (firebird) True Story...It's about crap too!
  40: Feb 23 14:48 (darklord) possible software conflicts
  39: Feb 22 17:24 (firebird) Yet another barb hurled Microsoft's way...
  38: Feb 22 14:31 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell XII: BOFH LIVES!!!
  37: Feb 22 14:30 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VI: BOFH DIES!!!
  36: Feb 22 14:30 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell X: Another Day in th...
  35: Feb 22 13:11 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell IX: Can't Stop the D...
  34: Feb 22 13:10 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VIII: Muhahaha
  33: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VII
  32: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell VI: Problems in Hades
  31: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell V: Merciless Demon
  30: Feb 22 13:08 (firebird) Bastard Operator from Hell IV: Satan's Gullet
  29: Feb 22 13:07 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell III: Mercy is for th...
  28: Feb 22 13:07 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell II:  No Remorse
  27: Feb 22 13:06 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell I
  26: Feb 21 13:23 (firebird) Words That don't Exist...But Should
  25: Feb 21 13:21 (firebird) The Universe Plays Poker
  24: Feb 21 13:17 (firebird) Things That Will Really Scare People in Public Toilets
  23: Feb 21 13:15 (firebird) Bumper Stickers I'd Like to See
  22: Feb 21 13:13 (firebird) Sigh, A Blonde Joke
  21: Feb 21 13:13 (firebird) The Facts of Life
  20: Feb 21 13:02 (firebird) If OSes were Airlines...
  19: Feb 21 12:58 (firebird) IF OSes Were Beers...
  18: Feb 21 12:53 (firebird) Operating System Test
  17: Feb 21 12:46 (firebird) 25 More Computer Lab Scare Tactics
  16: Feb 19 22:21 (firebird) 25 Things to Scare the Computer Lab
  15: Feb 19 22:19 (firebird) 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
  14: Feb 19 22:18 (firebird) Computer Consultants
  13: Feb 19 15:48 (firebird) Microsoft Keyboards
  12: Feb 19 15:46 (firebird) Microsoft Panhandling
  11: Feb 19 15:45 (firebird) Windows...a Virus?
  10: Feb 19 15:44 (firebird) Microsoft Cars
   9: Feb 18 07:28 (druid) GThe complete Guide to Newbies
   8: Feb 17 22:59 (firebird) Microsoft Choplifter
   7: Feb 17 22:58 (firebird) Eternal Damnation is better than Microsoft
   6: Feb 17 22:56 (firebird) Taking a crack at Baby Gates
   5: Feb 17 22:53 (firebird) Firebird vs. Microsoft...Round 1
   4: Feb  9 22:59 (arawn) The Alter Aeon Drinking Game (Extended Rules)
   3: Feb  9 22:56 (arawn) The Alter Aeon Drinking Game (Sauron's)
   2: Feb  9 22:24 (arawn) The Castaway Engineer
   1: Feb  8 18:33 (firebird) 50 symptoms of playing Alter Aeon for too long.

 

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