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Msg Date (from) Subject
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227: 2008 Aug 4 22:16 (charr) Void still has a sense of humor
226: 2008 Feb 12 13:55 (cagalli) Kiarn is In denial
225: 2008 Feb 9 07:51 (lexie) A.A. Gamer Ezine
224: 2007 Oct 12 17:59 (cagalli) ?
223: 2007 Sep 27 19:16 (cagalli) Freaky Naruto
222: 2007 May 18 01:54 (skystorm) gossip dentin had enough
221: 2007 Mar 18 17:17 (cagalli) worlds clumsiest player
220: 2006 Dec 23 18:20 (anya) up ur arse
219: 2006 Aug 4 01:16 (maul) The Evil Contractor Part 1
218: 2006 Jul 21 14:00 (tschapajew) god dam!!! who let this damn message?
217: 2006 Jul 19 07:00 (corax) The badly punctuated panda.
216: 2006 Jul 4 03:47 (dragnok) hmm just something
215: Nov 12 14:16 (jayren) dead baby joke
214: Sep 2 17:33 (feenux) BLAH!
213: Aug 14 14:22 (hellfire) Nothing in particular
212: Jun 1 09:34 (spaz) 4 friends
211: May 14 16:54 (spark) dead babies
210: Nov 16 18:20 (feoric) rape
208: Aug 29 10:54 (kal) *mumble*
207: May 7 04:11 (axl) bid show
206: Apr 18 17:07 (blacksmear) dead baby jokes
205: Apr 3 02:11 (jackson) dead babey jokes
204: Dec 30 20:49 (axl) MORE DEAD BABY JOKES
203: Dec 30 20:48 (axl) HI
202: Aug 11 02:03 (bluedragon) Nothing in particular
201: Aug 25 18:56 (wyvren) that damn finger command and all those deeds
200: Aug 20 23:27 (wyvren) Mrodd says it best.
199: Feb 26 02:57 (ruin) The great joke ever.
198: Dec 6 21:10 (mortanus) baby jokes
197: Jul 9 20:22 (darklord) personal ad
196: Jun 5 22:10 (zombie undead corpse) bad humor
195: Aug 25 22:26 (vember) VRBJ -- just a quick installment
194: Apr 2 06:51 (cygnii) Chicken and horse
193: Jun 8 16:25 (yoda) Another penis joke
192: Mar 6 13:38 (kralen) Genie in a lamp
191: Feb 17 13:51 (kralen) Tips for evil cult members
190: Dec 2 15:28 (maxx) Nurse Nancy
189: Sep 27 08:20 (firebird) Oh to be a gorilla...
188: Sep 27 08:15 (firebird) Hehehe
187: Aug 22 15:03 (firebird) Abbot and Costello w/ Win 95
186: Aug 22 14:44 (firebird) Microsoft God
185: Aug 21 15:03 (firebird) Explanation inside, NOT HUMOR
184: Aug 21 14:59 (firebird) One of the few that got me out loud
183: Aug 21 14:59 (firebird) Nuthin like a good blonde joke to anger the femmies!
182: Aug 21 14:56 (firebird) don't know wtf to call it
181: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) VRBD, okay they're NOT Vembers, but they could be
180: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) Jesus is Watching
179: Aug 21 14:55 (firebird) You know you live in ... when...
178: Aug 11 16:15 (vember) VRBJ #2
177: Aug 5 00:30 (vember) Vembers Really Bad Jokes (hereby: VRBJ) #1
176: Aug 1 01:15 (firebird) 21 things that should tell you you're lagged.
175: Jul 17 23:09 (firebird) !!!This is why I'm PROUD to be an American!!!
174: Jul 17 23:00 (firebird) Things that make ya go "hrm"
173: Jun 19 23:16 (frostbeast) YBlonds...Ack!!
172: Jun 15 13:12 (firebird) WARNING TO CAMPERS
171: Jun 15 13:10 (firebird) Kids are so cute these days...
170: Jun 15 13:00 (firebird) If Men could Menstruate....
169: Apr 30 19:49 (firebird) Funniest damn joke I've heard yet...
168: Apr 24 20:57 (flint) baby joke
167: Apr 13 22:48 (firebird) I live in the South, and if you do you'll see the h...
166: Apr 13 22:43 (firebird) A Rabbi and a Priest
165: Apr 11 20:10 (kralen) another bad day for the gene pool..
164: Apr 7 22:08 (zeus) baby joke
163: Apr 7 22:07 (zeus) baby joke
162: Apr 7 22:05 (zeus) bad baby joke
161: Apr 5 23:26 (firebird) Quotes on Recent Events
160: Apr 4 16:01 (firebird) Party in Vermont...Damn Canadians
159: Apr 4 15:58 (firebird) OJ Simpson, a little old but still good.
158: Apr 4 15:52 (firebird) We've heard Clinton/Sex/Affair shit, but this is di...
157: Apr 4 15:47 (firebird) Cultural Differences
156: Apr 4 15:44 (firebird) Asians have big dicks?!?!?!
155: Apr 1 19:14 (slayer) walnut
154: Apr 1 15:58 (blizzak) walnut
153: Apr 1 14:17 (darklord) Walnut, Iowa
152: Mar 29 06:38 (slayer) dead baby jokes
151: Mar 20 12:50 (druid) Family Fortunes Answers
150: Mar 18 04:44 (druid) YWords that dont exist but should
149: Mar 13 18:09 (ursha) Van Gogh Family Tree
148: Mar 9 22:40 (firebird) Plaque of Humor
147: Mar 8 15:55 (firebird) Houses to avoid when Trick or Treating
146: Mar 8 15:53 (firebird) Sexual Star Wars Quotes
145: Mar 7 15:49 (firebird) Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop
144: Mar 7 15:45 (firebird) Why Beer is Better than Jesus
143: Mar 7 15:19 (firebird) Proof that Kenai is Santa Claus!
142: Mar 7 15:12 (firebird) How To Survive in a Horor Movie
141: Mar 7 15:06 (firebird) Best Sellers...
140: Mar 7 15:00 (firebird) Unhappy?
139: Mar 7 14:49 (firebird) You know you've been playing Doom too much when...
138: Mar 7 14:44 (firebird) Is Your Family Dysfuncional?
137: Mar 7 14:38 (firebird) Confucious say...
136: Mar 7 14:31 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part V (finally)
135: Mar 7 14:31 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part IV
134: Mar 7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part III
133: Mar 7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part II
132: Mar 7 14:30 (firebird) How To Be an Evil Overlord Part I
131: Mar 6 19:51 (firebird) Sick and Twisted
130: Mar 6 19:42 (firebird) Short Bar Jokes
129: Mar 6 19:16 (firebird) Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men...
128: Mar 6 19:09 (firebird) I Am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk
127: Mar 6 19:09 (firebird) Tech Support for Taking a Leak
126: Mar 6 19:09 (firebird) A Glass of Milk
125: Mar 5 16:54 (firebird) Just Piss On It (true story)
124: Mar 5 16:52 (firebird) Very Short Books
123: Mar 5 16:37 (firebird) The Four Levels of a Successful Party.
122: Mar 5 00:00 (firebird) A Classic
121: Mar 4 23:57 (firebird) The Horse and the Chicken
120: Mar 4 23:51 (firebird) Superman Gets Some
119: Mar 4 23:50 (firebird) 10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College
118: Mar 4 23:50 (firebird) The Ten Most Important People in a Woman's Life
117: Mar 4 23:50 (firebird) Drinking "Problems"
116: Mar 4 23:07 (firebird) How Much Do You Weigh?
115: Mar 4 23:06 (firebird) Lepracauns
114: Mar 4 22:27 (firebird) Slayer sent this to me...
113: Mar 3 22:34 (firebird) Naive Little Scottish Girls
112: Mar 3 22:23 (firebird) Zachary Disease
111: Mar 3 22:19 (firebird) Philosophies
110: Mar 3 22:11 (firebird) Experienced Only May Apply
109: Mar 3 22:04 (firebird) Tiger Woods
108: Mar 1 14:53 (firebird) Oakland
107: Mar 1 14:51 (firebird) Sex, is that all the world cares about?
106: Mar 1 14:42 (firebird) 25 Interesting Quirks About Computers in Movies
105: Mar 1 14:36 (firebird) Ears
104: Mar 1 14:21 (firebird) You know how I feel about these purple jokes...
103: Mar 1 14:17 (firebird) You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...
102: Mar 1 14:14 (firebird) Exotic Pets
101: Mar 1 14:05 (firebird) Females...don't hate me!
100: Mar 1 14:02 (firebird) Executives
99: Mar 1 13:59 (firebird) The World's Most Bizarre Suicide! (True Story)
98: Mar 1 13:52 (firebird) Sex Sex Sex, that's all we ever hear about...
97: Mar 1 13:47 (firebird) Scientific Theory Contest Results
96: Mar 1 13:41 (firebird) Bumper Stickers
95: Mar 1 11:57 (firebird) You shouldn't have lit the match...
94: Mar 1 11:50 (firebird) FUNNY AS SHIT!!!
93: Mar 1 11:46 (firebird) A Foot in the Mouth
92: Mar 1 11:29 (firebird) The Red Shirt
91: Mar 1 11:21 (firebird) If Chickens Were -- Well, a lot of things...
90: Mar 1 11:17 (firebird) Bill Gates Goes to Hell! The World Rejoices!
89: Mar 1 11:13 (firebird) Revenge is a Motherfucker...
88: Mar 1 11:12 (firebird) Political Joke...well sorta.
87: Mar 1 11:09 (firebird) A GREAT Excuse!
86: Mar 1 11:07 (firebird) Some People are Born Doomed...
85: Mar 1 10:59 (firebird) Proof that Dentin is God
84: Mar 1 10:56 (firebird) And you said church was no fun!
83: Mar 1 10:51 (firebird) Not even gonna try to subject this one...
82: Mar 1 10:46 (firebird) A very special bar...
81: Mar 1 10:46 (firebird) Again with the sex jokes...
80: Mar 1 10:43 (megadeth) Bein' an Ass (the real master replies)
79: Feb 28 00:33 (firebird) Alter Aeon's Biology
78: Feb 27 23:38 (firebird) Firebird's guide on how to be an Ass...
77: Feb 27 14:20 (gumby) happiness in slavery
76: Feb 27 00:40 (firebird) I don't write em...I just tell em...
75: Feb 27 00:30 (firebird) Dealing Drugs vs. Software Development
74: Feb 27 00:27 (firebird) Hey Look it's Caliban!!!
73: Feb 27 00:11 (firebird) Gay Chickens (intriguing ain't it?)
72: Feb 27 00:08 (firebird) Hillary Clinton, Hospitals and Blowjobs (don't you ...
71: Feb 27 00:06 (firebird) Are you this man?
70: Feb 26 23:55 (firebird) Aliens demand respect!
69: Feb 26 23:54 (firebird) A couple's 30th Anniversery
68: Feb 26 23:46 (firebird) Sigh...Again with the Penis?
67: Feb 26 23:01 (firebird) Continued...
66: Feb 26 22:57 (firebird) 100 Reasons It's Great to be a Guy
65: Feb 25 23:16 (firebird) Can't think of a Subject for it...
64: Feb 25 23:12 (firebird) The Humor Board Banner!!!
63: Feb 25 23:02 (firebird) Country Music
62: Feb 25 22:59 (firebird) The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Isle
61: Feb 25 22:55 (firebird) I don't like the penis jokes...really I don't...
60: Feb 25 22:49 (firebird) A well placed bet...
59: Feb 25 22:43 (firebird) Hippies, Nuns and Anal Sex...
58: Feb 25 22:18 (firebird) Life in Prison vs. Life in Corporate America
57: Feb 25 22:06 (firebird) Seinfeldisms...
56: Feb 25 22:00 (firebird) More One Liners...
55: Feb 25 21:54 (firebird) 15 Things Most Commonly Overheard at Comdex
54: Feb 25 21:48 (firebird) Geeks, geeks and more geeks...
53: Feb 25 21:37 (firebird) Ebonics
52: Feb 25 20:07 (firebird) A Drunk Irishman (are there any other kinds?)
51: Feb 25 08:00 (megadeth) software conflicts resolved!
50: Feb 24 18:47 (firebird) Life of a System Administrator: Canto II
49: Feb 24 18:46 (firebird) Life of a Systems Administrator: Canto I
48: Feb 24 18:43 (firebird) The X(mas) Files
47: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Why The Internet Is Like A Penis
46: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Real Life Cybersex Part II
45: Feb 24 18:41 (firebird) Real Life Cybersex Part I
44: Feb 24 18:37 (firebird) Peripherals *snicker* *cough*
43: Feb 24 16:56 (zeus) Badass Johnny learns the alphabet
42: Feb 24 16:48 (firebird) Which Sex is Smarter?
41: Feb 24 16:46 (firebird) True Story...It's about crap too!
40: Feb 23 14:48 (darklord) possible software conflicts
39: Feb 22 17:24 (firebird) Yet another barb hurled Microsoft's way...
38: Feb 22 14:31 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell XII: BOFH LIVES!!!
37: Feb 22 14:30 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VI: BOFH DIES!!!
36: Feb 22 14:30 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell X: Another Day in th...
35: Feb 22 13:11 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell IX: Can't Stop the D...
34: Feb 22 13:10 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VIII: Muhahaha
33: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell VII
32: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell VI: Problems in Hades
31: Feb 22 13:09 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell V: Merciless Demon
30: Feb 22 13:08 (firebird) Bastard Operator from Hell IV: Satan's Gullet
29: Feb 22 13:07 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell III: Mercy is for th...
28: Feb 22 13:07 (firebird) The Bastard Operator from Hell II: No Remorse
27: Feb 22 13:06 (firebird) The Bastard Operator From Hell I
26: Feb 21 13:23 (firebird) Words That don't Exist...But Should
25: Feb 21 13:21 (firebird) The Universe Plays Poker
24: Feb 21 13:17 (firebird) Things That Will Really Scare People in Public Toilets
23: Feb 21 13:15 (firebird) Bumper Stickers I'd Like to See
22: Feb 21 13:13 (firebird) Sigh, A Blonde Joke
21: Feb 21 13:13 (firebird) The Facts of Life
20: Feb 21 13:02 (firebird) If OSes were Airlines...
19: Feb 21 12:58 (firebird) IF OSes Were Beers...
18: Feb 21 12:53 (firebird) Operating System Test
17: Feb 21 12:46 (firebird) 25 More Computer Lab Scare Tactics
16: Feb 19 22:21 (firebird) 25 Things to Scare the Computer Lab
15: Feb 19 22:19 (firebird) 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
14: Feb 19 22:18 (firebird) Computer Consultants
13: Feb 19 15:48 (firebird) Microsoft Keyboards
12: Feb 19 15:46 (firebird) Microsoft Panhandling
11: Feb 19 15:45 (firebird) Windows...a Virus?
10: Feb 19 15:44 (firebird) Microsoft Cars
9: Feb 18 07:28 (druid) GThe complete Guide to Newbies
8: Feb 17 22:59 (firebird) Microsoft Choplifter
7: Feb 17 22:58 (firebird) Eternal Damnation is better than Microsoft
6: Feb 17 22:56 (firebird) Taking a crack at Baby Gates
5: Feb 17 22:53 (firebird) Firebird vs. Microsoft...Round 1
4: Feb 9 22:59 (arawn) The Alter Aeon Drinking Game (Extended Rules)
3: Feb 9 22:56 (arawn) The Alter Aeon Drinking Game (Sauron's)
2: Feb 9 22:24 (arawn) The Castaway Engineer
1: Feb 8 18:33 (firebird) 50 symptoms of playing Alter Aeon for too long.
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