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Date:    Feb 26 23:01
From:    firebird
Subject: Continued...
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74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the  earth's
population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.

76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77. The remote is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.

79. ESPN's sports center.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your  mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the
bathroom.

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't
tell you friends you've changed.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase  "Fuck
it!"

88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your  not in
the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a
hammer and throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and
anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with
them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So ...notice
any thing different?"

99. Baywatch

100. There is always a game on somewhere. 


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