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Date:    2012 Sep 25 18:35
To:      all
From:    wily
Subject: Even more sign languages
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the

lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several
nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a
solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex,  reach over
and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex
with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to
have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"


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