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Date:    Sep 27 08:20
From:    firebird
Subject: Oh to be a gorilla...
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     It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo.  She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a
very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with
the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease
the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her
bottom, and play along.
     She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
could wake the dead.  Then the husband suggests that she let one of her 
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars
down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.  Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the 
hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and 
says,

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."


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