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Date:    2012 Jun  5 13:09
To:      all
From:    kagemaru
Subject: if i made windows
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Here are differences that would be if I made Windows instead of Bill Gates:
1. Bestselling product would be Microwind
2. Internet connection would be MUCH faster
3. Dialog boxes would show choices of Sure and Nah
4. PowerPoint would be named PP
5. Instead of OK, dialog boxes would show Whatev
6. 3 words: Half-finished screen saver
7. Instead of WWW servers, Wind would have W servers
8. Microsoft Word would be Micw
9. Wind95 flag would be all white
10. Micr big shots would be called B
11. I'd be a TRILLIONAIRE!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. I'd be charitable with my profits
13. I would make WindMe 6 times better than Wind95 and 3 times better than Wind98
14. T\Hard drives would hold 60 GB (and i'm not trying =D)
15. I'd make sure that everything was running at least 50% smoothly. Bill gates just
makes sure it's running


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