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Date:    Feb 25 22:55
From:    firebird
Subject: I don't like the penis jokes...really I don't...
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   There is this old guy that takes really good care of his body.  He lifts 
weights and jogs six miles everyday.  One morning, he looked into the mirror 
and admired his body and noticed that he was sun tanned all over with one 
exception, his penis, which he readily decided to do something about.

      He goes to the beach, completely undressed and buries himself in the 
sand, except for his penis in which he leaves sticking out.

      Two old ladies are strolling along the beach, one using a cane, upon 
seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she begins to move it around with 
the cane.  Remarking to the other little old lady she says,"There is really 
no justice in the world."  The other little old lady says,"What do you mean 
by that?"  The first old lady says,"Look at that!"

          When I was 20, I was curious about it.
          When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
          When I was 40, I asked for it.
          When I was 50, I paid for it.
          When I was 60, I prayed for it.
          When I was 70, I forgot about it.
          Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old 
to squat.


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