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Date:    Feb 24 16:48
From:    firebird
Subject: Which Sex is Smarter?
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This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex...

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.After they
crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's
interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in  peace the rest of
our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely
 this must be a sign from
God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs
from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman.  The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."



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