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Date:    2012 Sep 25 18:11
To:      all
From:    wily
Subject: How good are you in bed
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications
 won't beat me up
 or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door
one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up
and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


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