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Date:    Mar  1 14:02
From:    firebird
Subject: Executives
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Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.
On the second tee they hear a phone ring.

The Canadian executive reaches into his bag and pulls out a cellualar
phone. "OK buy 1000 Microsoft shares" the Canadian tells the other
person on the phone, then hangs up.

He then says to the others, "I'm such an important person that I have to
make sure my employees can reach me at any time. Therefore I carry a
cell phone everywhere."

On the next tee, they hear another phone.  All of a sudden the American
puts his finger to his mouth and his thumb to his ear and begins
talking.

When he gets off the line he tells the others "I'm so important that I
had my company install a microphone in my index finger  and a speaker in
my thumb. That way, I don't have to worry about  carrying a cellular
telephone."  The people are impressed and move on.

On the green, they hear another phone ring.  The German guy stands up
tall and says "OK sell the company now."  He loosens up and tells the
others "I'm so important that I had my company put a microphone in my
lip and a speaker in my ear.  That way all I need to do is stand up
straight to get he signal." Everybody is really impressed and  they
continue playing.

At the next tee they hear another phone ring.  All of a sudden the
Japanese executive runs into the bushes. After a few minutes, the others

get worried about him so they go into the bushes.

The Japanese guy is in the bushes with his pants around his legs and
squatting as if to take a dump. "Oh, we're sorry" the American executive
exclaims, "we'll leave you alone."

"That's OK," the Japanese executive says "I'm just waiting for a fax."


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