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Date:    Mar  1 11:12
From:    firebird
Subject: Political Joke...well sorta.
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Bill Clinton, Bob Dole and Ross Perot found themselves in Hell.  
They were a little confused at their present situation, and they 
were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door
was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.  She was 
3'4".....dirty.....and you could smell her, even over the Brimstone.
     
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bill, YOU HAVE SINNED!  You are 
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!"  And 
Clinton was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to 
his torment.
     
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped 
when a second door opened...and they saw an even MORE disgusting 
example of womanhood gone wrong.  She was over 7 feet tall, monstrous, 

covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her.
     
The voice of the Devil was heard
 "Bob, YOU HAVE SINNED! You are 
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And 
Dole, like Clinton before him, was whisked off.
     
Perot, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the 
worst...when the 3rd door opened... And as the door...inched...open...he
strained to see the figure of....   Cindy Crawford!
     
Delighted, Ross jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful 
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.
     
Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
     
"Cindy, YOU HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!"


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