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Date:    Apr  4 15:47
From:    firebird
Subject: Cultural Differences
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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere...

* The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
  together in a "menage a trois".
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
  alternate with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
  woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them
  to the English woman.
* The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one
  look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
* The 2 Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
  while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own
  and the true nature of feminism.  But at least it's not snowing
  and the taxes are low.
* The 2 Irish men began dividing their land Northside-Southside
  and setting up a distillery.  The don't remember if sex is in
  the picture, 'cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few
  litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English
  aren't getting any...


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