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Date:    Sep 27 08:15
From:    firebird
Subject: Hehehe
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      John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,
his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of John's sexuality and this only made
her more curious.

     Over the course of the evening, while watching the two men
interact, she started to wonder if there were more between John and
the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John 
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Mike and I are just roommates."

     About a week later, Mike came to John and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well,
I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."  So he sat
down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

     I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy
ladle from my house, and I'm not saying
you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
                           Love, John

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:

Dear Son,

     I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Mike, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Mike. But the fact
remains that if he were sleeping in his
own bed, he would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

                            Love, Mom


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