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Date:    Aug 21 15:03
From:    firebird
Subject: Explanation inside, NOT HUMOR
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Okay, this is some crazy shit I think Irakella sent me, or whoever the
fuck Mary is, it's just to expose the cooky mo fo's you mud with.
And to show you the cooky mo fo's who've got my email addy.  NOT HUMOR

>Date: Tue, 31 Mar 1998 19:55:49 PST
>
>
> Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just 
>south of Farmersburg.  Her parends had to go to town for a short while, 
>so they left their daughter home alone,  but protected by her dog, which 
>was a very large collie.  The parents told the girl to lock all 
>the windows and doors after they had left.  And at about 8:00pm the 
>parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and 
>locked evey window and every door.  But there was one window in the 
>basement that would not close completely. Trying as best as she could 
>she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the 
>window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could 
>get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door. Then she sat 
>down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling 
>down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell 
>asleep. But at one point, she suddenly woke up.  She turned and looked 
>at the clock...it was 2:30.  She snuggled down again wondering what had 
>woken her.....when she heard a noise.   It was a dripping sound. She 
>thought that she had left the water running, and now it was dripping 
>into the drain of her sink.  So thinking it was no big deal she decided 
>to go back to sleep.  But she felt nervous so she reached her hand over 
>the edge of her bed, and let the dog lick her hand for reasurance that 
>he would protect her.
>Again at about 3:45 she woke up hearing drippping.  She was slightly
>angry now but went back to sleep anyway.  Again she reached down and let 
>the dog lick her hand.  Then she fell back to sleep.  At 6:52 the girl 
>decided that she had had enough... she got up just in time to see her 
>parents were pulling up to the house. "good" she thought "now somebody 
>can fix the sink...cause i know i didn't leave it running"   She walked 
>to the bathroom and there was the collie dog, skinned and hung up on the 
>curtain rod.  The noise she heard was its blood dripping into a puddle 
>on the floor. The girl screamed and ran
>to her bedroom to get a weapon, incase someone was still in the 
>house.....and there on the floor,  next to her bed she saw a small 
note,  
>written in blood, saying,
> "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO MY BEAUTIFUL"
>   Now it is time for you to lock all the windows and doors. This letter
>is the only chain letter that is true.  This did happen many years ago, 
>and the man who killed the dog was never caught.  If you delete this 
>letter you will suffer the same fate  as the girl in the story did, 
>years after the door was killed.  She was raped and killed in the same 
>town and same house as the dog. Do not dismiss this letter, becaue if 
>you do, a horrible thing will become of you, everyone will soon know 
>your name. But only because it will be the headline of your local 
>newspaper for a long time.  It will read.. Small Town Murder On The 
>Loose! You can not chance your luck on a chain letter so serious as 
>this.   Give up your chance to send this letter to 23 people and you 
>will be givving up your chance to live.  You were warned.  I hope that 
I 
>will not see any murder stories in the papers anytime soon. And now I 
>bid you a good day.   And one more thing... you only have 23 
>minutes....Sorry.
>
>SORRY GUYS I AM SUPERSITIOUS :p
>______________________________________________________
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>
>
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I think hotmail and this stuff are somehow related


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