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Date:    Mar  1 14:14
From:    firebird
Subject: Exotic Pets
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  An attractive woman entered a pet shop.  When the clerk offered
  assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was
  looking  for a small-ish dog for company.

  The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and
  that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any
  commonplace pets. He did say, however, that he had something which
  might  be ideal.

  He took the woman into a back room.  He walked over to a terrarium,
  and  pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it. "Would that
  suit your needs?", he asked. The woman answered, scornfully, that she
  hardly thought an amphibian would be a suitable companion. "Ah",
  replied  the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been carefully
  trained ... to perform oral sex upon women."

  At this the woman's eyes lit up.  She eagerly negotiated a price of  $500
  for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession. Arriving
  home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed
  in anticipation.

  When she was thoroughly mellow, she dried herself, and arranged
  herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs, she placed the frog between
  them, closed her eyes, and waited. Nothing happened. She prodded the
  frog. Still nothing. She moved it up further toward her body. Nothing.
  She ordered it to perform. No response.

  After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and called the
  pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had
  been cheated.  The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address,
  and said he'd be right over. Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door,
  and the woman answered, wearing a nightgown.

  He asked her to demonstrate the problem.  She obliged, by disrobing
  and  assuming her former position, with the frog in place. The frog made 
  no movement. "You see?", she asked, petulantly. "Yes, I do", said the man.

  Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said,
  "Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."


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