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Date:    Mar  3 22:23
From:    firebird
Subject: Zachary Disease 
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This one goes out to Khisanth...you da bomb.
     A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time.
     She  was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a
     mate.

     In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it
     was time to see a doctor.  Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a
     Chinese doctor  (sex therapist) named Dr. Chang.

     When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he
     said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me
     across the  froor".

     She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said,
     "Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did.

     Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Zachary

     Disease....worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem".

     The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what
     Zachary Disease was and he replied,

     "Zachary Disease....that when your face look ZACHARY rike your ass!


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