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Date:    Jun 15 13:10
From:    firebird
Subject: Kids are so cute these days...
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     A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire
truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador
Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates,
and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down
the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to
him, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied
around your dog's neck." The boy nodded in agreement and said, "But then
there wouldn't be a siren."

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     Two little boys go into the grocery store.  One is nine, one is four.
The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to
the register for check-out.  The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your
mom, huh?"  The nine year old replies, "Nope, not for my mom."  Without
thinking, the cashier responds, "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
     The nine year old responds, "Nope, not for my sister either."  The
cashier had now become curious.  "Oh.  Not for your mom and not for your
sister, who are they for?"  The nine year old says, "  They're for my four
year old little brother."  The cashier is surprised, "Your four year old
little brother?!?!?!?!??"
     The nine year old explains,  "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear
one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do
either of them!"


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