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Date:    Feb 24 18:41
From:    firebird
Subject: Real Life Cybersex Part I
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
 
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and 
high heels.  My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm
toned and perfect.  What do you look like?
 
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have 
on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also 
wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from
dinner - it smells a little funny.
 
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
 
Wellhung: OK.
 
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on 
the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up
into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its down to your crotch and begins
to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
 
Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. 
 
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
 
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. 
 
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
 
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. 
 
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk 
slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and
rubbing.
 
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidently rip a
hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
 
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
 
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
 
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My 
soft breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breath 
harder and harder.
 
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's 
stuck. Do you have any scissors?
 
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back 
and undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
breasts.  My nipples are erect for you.
 
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
the clasp.
 
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
tongue all over me.
 
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, 
breasts. They're neat!
 
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm 
nibbling your ear.
 
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit. 
 
Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
 
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your spit off my breasts with the remains of
my blouse.
 
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with
a <plop>.


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