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Date:    Mar  1 10:56
From:    firebird
Subject: And you said church was no fun!
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The following is reported to be "ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH
BULLETINS":

1.  Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

2.  Thursday night - Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.

3.  Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community

4.  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

5.  The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.


6.  This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of
the church.  Children will be baptized at both ends.

7.  Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies
giving milk will please come early.

8.  Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet.  Mrs. Jones will
sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

9.  Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.   All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the alter.

11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water."  One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and do so.

13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.

15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.


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