Alter Aeon Boards and Forums

All Boards - Back to the Main Board List.
Board Name - [Obsolete] The Humor Board Room

Prev Msg   - Feb 25 22:43 (firebird) Hippies, Nuns and Anal Sex...
Next Msg   - Feb 25 22:55 (firebird) I don't like the penis jokes...re...

Date:    Feb 25 22:49
From:    firebird
Subject: A well placed bet...
------------------------------------------------------------------------

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of
money She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to
open a savings account because it's a lot of money. They finally get her
into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would like to
deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it out of the bag onto
his desk. The president was surprised and of course curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old lady says, "I make bets".
The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "for
example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square". "Ha!" says the
president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that kind of bet". The
old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," says the
president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old
lady says "OK, but since there is a lot of money involved is it Ok with you
if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure" says
the president. That night the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from
side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was
sure that there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the
bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer
at the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop his
pants so they can see. The president does this. The little old lady looks
closely at his balls and then asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says
the president, $25,000 is a ,lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure". Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his
head against the wall and he asks the old lady , "What is wrong with your
lawyer?" She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM
today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hands!"


Comments are property of the poster and may not reflect the
views of the admin or staff of Alter Aeon.

To respond to this message, you must be logged into the game.