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Date:    Mar  1 11:46
From:    firebird
Subject: A Foot in the Mouth
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 "Dear," said the wife.  "What would you do if I died?"
 "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.  "Why 
  do you ask such a question?"
 "Would you remarry?"  persevered the wife.
 "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.
 "Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
 "Of course I do, dear" he said.
 "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
 "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
 "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
 "Yes" said the husband.
 "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long 
  pause.
 "Well yes, I suppose I would."  replied the husband.
 "I see," said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my 
  old clothes?"
 "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
 "Really," said the wife icily.  "And would you take down the 
  pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
 "Yes.  I think that would be the correct thing to do."
 "Is that so?"  said the wife, leaping to her feet.  "And I suppose 
  you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
 "Of course not, dear," said the husband.  "She is left-handed."


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