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Date:    Mar  7 14:44
From:    firebird
Subject: Is Your Family Dysfuncional?
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This one is dedicated to ME, for the 1000000 coins I gave me.

 1. ____ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we 
    can talk".

 2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

 3. ____ The cat is on Valium.

 4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they
   learned to speak through clenched teeth.

 5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.

 6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the
    number of people in the family.

 7. ____ No one has _time_ to wait for microwave TV dinners.

 8. ____ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement
         officials.

 9. ____ You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take
    out the trash.

 10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

    Scoring:
     30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!
     20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little
             going on in your life. Crank it up.
     10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled
             life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered
             a parallel career path?
     0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you _do_ anyway?


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