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Date:    Feb 27 00:06
From:    firebird
Subject: Are you this man?
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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here 
has ever seen a ghost?"

Most of the hands go up.

"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"

About half the hands stay up.
"Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?"

Three hands stay up
 there's a slight murmur in the crowd.

"Gosh, that's pretty good.  Okay, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate
with a ghost?"

One hand stays up.  The speaker blinks.

"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with 
a ghost?"

The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I 
thought you said 'goat'."


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