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Date:    Mar 20 12:50
From:    druid
Subject: Family Fortunes Answers
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Dunno if any of you American types have it but theres a game show
called 'Family fortunes' over here involving two teams of family
answering questions against each other. The questions are based on
surveys answered by 100 people and the team gets a score equal to the
number of people that said the answer they give. E.G. if the question
was Name a famous American president and 40 people answered Ronald
reagan and thats the answer the family give they get 40 points. So
the idea is to get the most popular answer.

Just to show how stupid us Brits are heres some of the answers given.

A famous Scotsman
Jock

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

A jacket potato topping
Jam

A food that can be brown or white
Potatoes

A sign of the zodiac
April

A job a working dog does
Slave

Something with a hole in it
A window

Something people might be allergic to
Skiing

A type of great cat
Persian

A type of record
Floppy disc

Something associated with pigs
The police

A non-living object with legs
A plant

A domestic animal
Leopard

Something red
My cardigan

A kind of ache
Filet-o-fish

A food that can be easily eaten without chewing
Chips?

Something you beat
An apple

A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race)
The Arabs

A number you have to memorise
Seven

Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde

Something that floats in the bath
Water

Something in the garden that's green
The shed

Something a blind man might use
A sword

Something you wear on the beach
A deckc
hair

A famous cowboy
Buck  Rogers

An animal you might see at a zoo
A dog

A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

A part of the body beginning with the letter N
Knee

Something you put on walls
Roofs

Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

A famous Royal
Mail

Something slippery
A con
-man

A way of cooking fish
Cod

A form of transport you can walk around in
My foot

A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on

Something you do before going to bed
Sleep

Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

An animal beginning with the letter B
Bullfrog

The last thing you take off befo
re going to bed
Your feet

Something that makes you scream
A squirrel

Something you have with coffee
The Sunday Sport

A song with 'Moon' in the title
'Blue Suede Moon'

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Something with a red light on it
A Dalek

Something you open other than a door
Your bowels


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