Alter Aeon Boards and Forums

All Boards - Back to the Main Board List.
Board Name - [Obsolete] The Humor Board Room

Prev Msg   - Mar  1 10:43 (megadeth) Bein' an Ass (the real master rep...
Next Msg   - Mar  1 10:46 (firebird) A very special bar...

Date:    Mar  1 10:46
From:    firebird
Subject: Again with the sex jokes...
------------------------------------------------------------------------

        A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back
and forth on the front porch.  Slowly they rocked, in rhythm as this
was their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of
practice they rocked to the same pace.

       Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane, and with a
loud and hard WHACK hit her husband across the shins.  His eyes
watered and tears ran down his cheeks.   When he finally caught his
breath he gasped and asked, "What'dyou do that fer?"   "That's for
fifty years of bad sex," she said.

        He nodded his head, but said nothing.Slowly they began to
rock again. Again they kept pace.  Back and forth, back and forth
they rocked, unti lsuddenly the man stopped, and picked up his cane.
He reached over andwith a loud, sharp WHACK, he hit his wife across
the shins. As soon as her eyes quit watering and she could speak she
asked, "What was that for?"

 "That," said her husband as he began to rock again, "is for knowin'
 the difference."


Comments are property of the poster and may not reflect the
views of the admin or staff of Alter Aeon.

To respond to this message, you must be logged into the game.