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Date:    Mar  1 10:46
From:    firebird
Subject: A very special bar...
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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State
Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at
the bar next to another guy.
 
"This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.

"Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar".
 
"Why is that?", the first guy asks.

"Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van
Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
 
"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.

"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the
right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you
jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and
you're pushed back up."
 
"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.
 
"Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks over to the
window, followed closely by the first man. He opens the window, climbs
over the sill and falls out. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes
to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the
window.

  
"See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.
 
"Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.
 
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again," and with that, he falls out the
window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and
whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.
  
"Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.
 
"Well, what the hell, I'll give it a try", the first man says and
proceeds to fall out the window. He falls
10...20...30...40...50...60...70...80...90..100 feet and splat! He ends
up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
  
After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy casually
closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.
The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know Superman,
you're a real prick when you're drunk".


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