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Date:    2012 Sep 25 17:44
To:      all
From:    wily
Subject: the secret word
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An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one
Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!
"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen. "From then on,
anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen. "This satisfied the old
priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the
old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93. Shortly after the new young priest
settled in, h
e paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something
about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into
the confessional talking about having fallen! "The mayor started to laugh, realizing
that no one had explained their code word to the new priest. But before the mayor
could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said -"I don't know why
you're laughing
 your wife fell three times last week! "


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