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Date:    Feb 25 23:02
From:    firebird
Subject: Country Music
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This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to
be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down
to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well,
he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt!
He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and
music starts playing!

""...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the
road again..."

The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and
drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again, "...On the
road again..."

The M.A. is totally unimpressed... "So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy
asked.

"Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing
country music!"


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