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Date:    Mar  1 11:50
From:    firebird
Subject: FUNNY AS SHIT!!!
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There were three men who were lost in the forest.  They were then
captured by cannibals.  The cannibal king then told the prisoners that
they could live if they pass the trial.  First step of the trial is to
go to the forest with  the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind
of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first
one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king
then explains the trial to him.  You have to shove the fruits up your ass
without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.  The first
apple went in...  but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was
killed and went to heaven. The second one arrives and shows the king his 
ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought
to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.8... on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore he also was killed. The first
guy and the second guy met in heaven.  The first one asked, "Why did you laugh,
you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I 
saw the third guy coming with an armful of watermelons."


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