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Date:    2006 Jul 19 07:00
To:      all
From:    corax
Subject: The badly punctuated panda.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, the draws a gun and
fires two shots into the air.

"Why??" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The
panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his
shoulder.

"I'm a Panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds the
explanation.

Panda - Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.   Eats,
shoots and leaves. 


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