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Date:    Jul 17 23:09
From:    firebird
Subject: !!!This is why I'm PROUD to be an American!!!
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 Quotes by the twice elected Mayor of Washingon, DC:

 "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against
  diversity during this long period of increment weather."
                                            - M. Barry,
                                     Mayor of  Washington, DC
 
   "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
                                       - M. Barry,
                                      Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a
 very very  low crime rate."
                                - M. Barry,
                        Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club.  And
 second,  what can I say?  I'm a night owl."
                                             - M. Barry,
                                         Mayor of Washington,DC
 
   "Bitch set me up."
                                          - M. Barry,
                                Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "I am clearly more popular than Reagan.  I am in my third
 term.  Where's Reagan?  Gone after two!  Defeated by George Bush
 and Michael Dukakis no less."
                                              - M. Barry,
                                     Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "The laws in this city are clearly racist.  All laws are
 racist.  The law of  gravity is racist."
                                         - M. Barry,
                                    Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an
   international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel.  As
 mayor, I am an  international symbol.  Can you deny that to Africa?"
                                           - M. Barry,
                                      Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "People have criticized me because my security detail is
 larger than  the president's.  But you must ask yourself: are there
 more people who  want to kill me than who want to kill the president?
 I can  assure you  there are."
                                            - M. Barry,
                                      Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which
 were  black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
                                              - M. Barry,
                                        Mayor of Washington, DC



  "I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the
 slaves.  The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in

 the 1600's.  Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a
 Republican."
                                         - M. Barry,
                                  Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just
 because  they deem it necessary?"
                                         - M. Barry,
                                      Mayor of Washington, DC
 
   "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask
 you, if  the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility
 to fix them  then?  WOULD IT!?!"
                                           - M. Barry,
                                        Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 
   "I am a great mayor, I am an upstanding Christian man, I am
 an intelligent man, I am a deeply educated man, I am a humble
 man."
                                          - M. Barry,
                                     Mayor of Washington, DC


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