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Date:    Mar  4 22:27
From:    firebird
Subject: Slayer sent this to me...     
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     One day, a young attractive woman walks into her doctors office, and complains
of a terrible rash she is suffering from....
     "Doctor, the other day I woke to find this rash on my chest, in the shape of
a
Y, is there anything you can do to help me?' she humbly asked.  The doctor, 
intrigued, asked, "Can you think of anything that might have caused this?"
The woman shyly responed, "Well, my boyfriend likes to moke love to me wearing his
lettered jacket, and he goes to Yale." 
     A deep red blush came over the woman's face upon this revelation, and the 
doctor gave a wry smirk and reassured her.  "Take this prescription, and apply 
a cream to the area for a few days, and it should clear right up."
     Relieved, the girl thanked the doctor and rushed out of his office.
     The next day, to the doctors amusement, another young member of the female 
persuasion strutted through his door, with a similar predictment.     "DOCTOR, I
got this rash on my chest in the shape of a S, is there ANYTHING you can do?!"
     The doctor quickly responded by filling out any other prescription, and as
he did so, his curiosity got the best of him...
     "May I ask what might be the cause of this rash, young lady?"
     "Well" she answered demurely "My new boyfriend goes to Stanford, and like
to make love to me wearing his lettered football jacket, that's all I can think
of."  Amused, the doctor told her not to worry.  Apply the prescribed ointment for
a few days, and the rash should be nothing more than a memory.  Relieved, the woman
thanked the doctor, and left the office.
     The NEXT day, another lady walks into the doctors office, and complains of a
rash on her chest, this time in the shape of an 'M'.  "Let me guess, your boyfriend
goes to Michigan" the doctor asked the girl.
     "No" she said, "but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin!"


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