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Date:    Aug 21 14:55
From:    firebird
Subject: Jesus is Watching
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was
empty. He  tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in
his tracks when he  heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching
you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward
again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The
burglar stopped dead again.  He was frightened. Frantically , he
looked around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in
the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching
me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot:
"What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What
idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller
Jesus."


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