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Date:    2012 Sep 25 18:23
To:      all
From:    wily
Subject: Heavenly Hell
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Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the
Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to
the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the

ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to
spend all eternity......."   They go to the second door. The Devil shows
him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not
for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with
Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides,
"Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey
Monica, you've been replaced."


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